Those of you that have been following “the baseball” all season know that it’s time for the World Series. The rest of us need a bit of a reminder that the Tampa Bay Rays and some team from Pennsylvania are playing for it all, starting with Game One tonight.

The air-pollutingly-named Cole Hamels will take the mound for the Phillies tonight against the fine Scott Kazmir. Both teams feature an impressive array of power hitting. The Phillies are led on offense by Ryan Howard, who won two thirds of the triple crown this season. The Rays are paced at the plate by Carlos Pena, who led his club with 31 homers and 102 RBIs. Or is it “RBI?” Either way, this game will give me something to do tonight, at least until the feds get me extradited back into the States. Good luck with that, lame duck administration!