THEY’RE SHOWING BASEBALL ON TV NOW
10.22.08
Those of you that have been following “the baseball” all season know that it’s time for the World Series. The rest of us need a bit of a reminder that the Tampa Bay Rays and some team from Pennsylvania are playing for it all, starting with Game One tonight.
The air-pollutingly-named Cole Hamels will take the mound for the Phillies tonight against the fine Scott Kazmir. Both teams feature an impressive array of power hitting. The Phillies are led on offense by Ryan Howard, who won two thirds of the triple crown this season. The Rays are paced at the plate by Carlos Pena, who led his club with 31 homers and 102 RBIs. Or is it “RBI?” Either way, this game will give me something to do tonight, at least until the feds get me extradited back into the States. Good luck with that, lame duck administration!

I want to devour Joe Buck’s hair*.
*not the sandwich, give me his pubes
RED SOX IN FIVE YOU QUEEAHS
Who’s the lovely young thing on the right?
Mmm…three-way with her and Dick Vitale…
So you’re telling me the Mets really aren’t playing? You’re sure?
@enrico:
My sources tell me he goes Brazilian style. You’re out of luck.
(My “sources” are these two trannies who hang out in the men’s room at LaGuardia hustling hand jobs, by the way.)
Thank God! I haven’t had my Frank Caliendo / Saved by Zero fix today.
It doesnt make me gay that I’d rather have the cheese steak than the silicone-infested skanks, does it? Oh, it does? Well fuck you.
I enjoy snacks.
@WWSM: So we HAVE met. Please pay in advance next time.
Yeah, the FBI never works in the month before an election.
WhyDoYouAsk: The lovely lady on the right is Cole Hamels’ wife, Heidi Strobel.
I’M AT THE GAME BAY-BEE! WADDYA MEAN! YEAH! COURSE I CAN TAWK!
Why so sweaty, blondie?
WDYA: Nice work.
I think it’s RsBI.
Of course the correct abbreviation should be “RsBI” for the plural (as seen on FJM). But then again, be aware of the fact that I am no native speaker.
I remember that bitch from Survivor
Does this mean baseball will be over soon?
@autohow: Thank you. Now that stuff in my tissue has a name.
Rays Girl on the right is hot as fuck, I would eat her face all day.
Its a series now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AL dominance my ass!!!!!!!!!!