10.16.08 THE TITANS WON’T BELIEVE LYING SPORTS MEDIA
The Tennessee Titans are the last undefeated team in the NFL, and people in the sports media are admitting that this team might be pretty good. But the Titans aren’t about to believe those lies! Hell no! They suck and they know it!
Many Titans returned from the bye weekend to find a mousetrap with a piece of fake cheese in their locker. It was a message from the coaching staff.
“Don’t fall into this media trap of saying we are good,” defensive lineman Dave Ball said. “Just speaking from the team and the guys we have, I don’t think we will do that.”
I think that’s wise. No team with Kerry Collins as its starting quarterback should get too cocky. In a related story, running back LenDale White is listed as questionable (severely bruised fingers).
(thanks to the Kissing Suzy Kolber team for the assist)
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THE TITANS WON’T BELIEVE LYING SPORTS MEDIA
I think a pit full of pungie sticks in front of each locker would have sent a better maeesage. Either that or a big Indiana Jones type boulder rolling down the hallway as they head out to the field.
“In a related story, running back LenDale White is listed as questionable (severely bruised fingers).”
I see what you did there.
Vince Young started crying when he saw the cheese.
I think the Lendale line and the Monterey Jack photo may be the greatest thing ever posted here.
And Stokke.
You can’t go wrong with Rescue Rangers, you just can’t.
“LenDale White is listed as questionable (severely bruised fingers).”
Bravo, you magnificent bastard.
“Don’t fall into this media trap of saying we are good,” defensive lineman Dave Ball said.
Mike Scrotum and Pete Vas Deferens confirmed this quote.
289 FINALLY got to use his Rescuers pictures (for something other than luring young children into his van).
brilliant
/applauds
Admiral Ackbar was unavailable, so they resorted to the mousetrap.
In a related story, running back LenDale White is listed as questionable (severely bruised fingers).
/starts slow clap
Hey now, Ufford sent me that pic. As well as the ones of the young children.
Cue pictures of Vince Young with the mousetraps on his nipples drunking Patron.
This is the single greatest post I have ever read on this site.
/wipes tears from cheeks
actual lol, long live WL
And I sent Ufford the picture. But I don’t use it to lure little children, I target their nannies.
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