Not pictured: Hank’s rowdy friends
The Titans beat the Colts 31-21 on Monday Night Football to remain the NFL’s only undefeated team. And it’s a testament to the Titans’ outstanding defense and mind-numbingly dull offense that I watched almost the entire game but have nothing to say about it a day later.
The game was close until — following two fourth-and-short stops by the TItans’ D — the heavy, blunt object of the Titans offense finally wore down the Colts with a seven-minute drive capped by a LenDale White touchdown that gave Tennessee a two-score lead. White finished with a Bettis-esque two touchdowns on ten carries for 13 yards.
Barring some miraculous twist of fortune, the victory essentially seals the AFC South for the Titans, while the Colts — division winners the last five years — are left scrambling for a playoff spot, with archnemesis New England visiting them on Sunday night. Is it possible that Peyton Manning will miss the playoffs while younger brother Eli returns to them to defend his Super Bowl championship? Wow. Eli might win his father’s love yet!
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Yup, ol’ Hank’s doin’ great:
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Did Hank Jr. deep throat that microphone?
LenDale White is a fucking blimp but would easily be the skinniest man in Wisconsin.
I would like to thank the Colts offense for:
Not allowing more than 3 catches and 35 yards for Reggie Wayne, allowing me to win my fantasy matchup.
Letting Manning throw for 2 and run for 1 TD on my bench, thereby confirming my belief that my bench QB is always going to do better than my starting QB.
“Wow. Eli might win his father’s love yet!”
LOL! Don’t be silly. Also, the Titans have only beaten one team with a winning record (Baltimore, who the Colts destroyed).
Wow – seven/eight games in and we’re already talking about who has clinched and who must scramble to make the…..wait.
Nope, still don’t care.
By the way did anyone see Willie Colon’s soiled pants at the end of the Giants game Sunday? I guess he left his trapdoor open. Either that or he just felt like showing his Bronx hometown that he still cares.