I couldn’t really figure out a good way to end the day, so here’s an Eastern Motors commercial starring the Redskins’ Clinton Portis and Antwaan Randle El as they discuss animal hybrids. Jason Campbell and Chris Cooley are in the back seat, and for once I want Cooley to be seen and not heard. He may be a blogging star, but when Clinton Portis is talking about ligers, everyone else needs to shut the hell up.
Speaking of the nation’s capital, for those of you looking to escape Sarah Palin’s voice and Joe Biden’s verbal diarrhea tonight, I recommend playoff baseball on TBS and college football on ESPN. Right now, the Rays lead the White Sox 6-3 in the seventh. Brew Crew-Phillies at 6, Dodgers-Cubs 9:30, Pitt at #10 South Florida 7:30. All times Eastern. Taste my bias.
[D.C. Sports Bog]
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You ever touch a vag-enis?
“At Eastern Motors, your job’s your credit”
I’ve got the Dodgers +130, and Biden -60 IQ points.
Have we all discussed how Palin shoots wolves from a fucking plane??? Chickenshit whore. Fuck her (with your cock, cuz I ain’t bein her baby daddy).
I’m sick and tired of these motherfucking wolves under this motherfucking plane!
Fred Smoot knows about the girrelephant
Clinton Portis discussing Tigers > our two idiot VP candidates discussing retarded babies
TiVO’ing Knight Rider doesnt sound so stupid now, does it mom. Does it!!
@wdya: why so bitter?
@King Jeremy: Cuz she’s one of those people who’s not learned, not curious (intellectually, anyway), but uber-confident. Reminds me of the current guy in the White House. That’s gone well.