10.30.08 THE MOST JOYOUS CELEBRATIONS ARE VIOLENT
Caught up in the glee of a World Series victory last night, Philadelphians took to the streets for a wild celebration. Then they took to the lamp posts. Then the people who took to the lamp posts took hurled Grey Goose bottles to the head. Because hey, why should that guy get to climb a street light? Does he think he’s better than us?
Be sure to listen closely for the rewarding sound of frosted glass against cranium. Reminds me of that time I was in a big celebration and threw a bottle at someone. Of course, I was celebrating being the only drunk person at a MADD convention, which may explain the police’s involvement.
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THE MOST JOYOUS CELEBRATIONS ARE VIOLENT
it’s always really embarrassing when dad goes shopping for light bulbs.
Some folk’ll never climb a light post, but then again, some folk’ll.
Are we sure that wasn’t from the Best of ECW dvd? Their “light pole and bottle” matches were legendary. I think that was Tommy Dreamer up on the light pole.
If I had known more Philadelphians would have been killed I would have been rooting for the Phillies
So that’s why Philly Cheesesteak was so cranky with Uff earlier…
They were just trying to dim the lights for the raping.
Isn’t that how Scar killed Mufasa?!
Bud Selig needs to add another rule.
Imagine how they will act when they win a meaningful World Championship
Where out thou Brotherly Love?
clang!
The crack of the skull, the roar of the crowd! Baseball is back in Philly!
Uff, Drunk Driver’s Against Mothers hold a much better convention.
I’m pretty sure this happens at least once a week in Phillie.
awww!! When does the Cloverfield monster start attacking these fucktards?!?!
some phillies fans are criminals and and asshole not all but i bet the ones looting and burning shit never went to one game this yr they just use this night as an excuse
Did anyone notice that the guy on the streetlight spit a huge glob on the crowd below and then was hit with the bottle? I’d say he deserved it.
And to Awful Waffle: Why do think the World Series is not a meaningful World Championship?
Please explain, I’d like to hear your rationale.
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