I understand that Bill Cosby is a legend and all, but… ummm… this intro to last night’s Temple-Ohio game makes me think that he’s a little bit, oh, what’s the word? INSANE. Completely off-his-rocker Alzheimer dementia insane.
To be fair, though, this is better than Ohio’s most famous graduate showing off his skills. I don’t ever want to see Peter King deep-throating a 12-inch cucumber.
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$20 says he’s drunk as hell. That’s all I’d do if I was as famous as him and retired. Hell, that’s nearly all I do already.
On the plus side, it seems that Prop Joe’s connection has obtained distribution rights in Philadelphia.
Go back, go back… Temple has a football team?
Peter King, and Jay Mariotti, OU’s alumni show off just how great their school is.
Ohio University foisted Peter King AND Jay Mariotti upon the sports world, thus earning the moniker, “Douchebag U.”*
*Title formerly held by Syracuse’s Bob Costas and Sean McDonough.
Dammit, Allan, you stole my wiki-thunder.
Fellas, you forgot the other member of the Ohio U Triumverate of Queer…Matt Lauer.
Woah, woah, woah. As probably the only Ohio U alum/WithLeather member, I am proud to avenge all of our douchiness by revealing just one name that will end all arguments. Our most famous alum is not Peter King, Mariotti or Lauer. The Bobcats are proud to claim MacGyver as our own. Eat it.
Not to mention, Mike Schmidt, Al Bundy, the hot/shy chick from Coyote Ugly, PAUL NEWMAN!, heart-attack expert Bob Huggins, and Arsenio Hall (hoo! hoo! hoo!) All of which negate our lame reporting hall of fame…