THE CUBS ARE SO F’D
10.03.08
Rays 6, White Sox 4 — Evan Longoria began his postseason career by homering in his first two at-bats, powering the Rays to a win in their first playoff game. Not bad for a guy with a soul patch.
Dodgers 10, Cubs 3 — Manny Ramirez homered for the second straight game, and the Cubs committed four errors to let their fans know that, hey, there’s always next year, right? The Northside fans booed the home squad, a decision that I applaud. That was probably their last chance to boo the team until next spring.
Phillies 5, Brewers 2 — CC Sabathia, not prone to mistakes or skipping meals, allowed pitcher Brett Myers to work a two-out walk over the course of a nine-pitch at-bat. That was followed by Shane Victorino’s grand slam, and that was all the Phils needed. The series will move to Milwaukee for Game 3, not that it matters. The Brewers might be more done than the Cubs. And that’s saying a lot.

Why does Brett Myers’ girlfriend have a black eye?
Cause she didn’t listen.
A small part of me wishes that the Cubs would win a World Series so the Cubs fans can shut the fuck up. Then the rest of me kicks the shit out of that small part.
As a Cardinals fan, I’d like to remind everyone as politely as I can that I’m very intelligent when it comes to baseball. Therefore, I recognize that this is a five game series and the Cubs still have an opportunity to win and advance. Next season, of course. Because they are up shit’s creek with a billy goat riding shotgun. 2006, fuckbags!
If I see one more “Hawaiian Punch” headline Bristol will be wiped off the face of the earth.
Ah, Philadelphia, where Myers 9 pitch walk will forever be etched in our sports lore in lieu of a world championship.
So many 4th&26 and 5OT wins and no rings……
Fuck you, DEF, you have the Soul dammit!
it couldn’t happen to a nicer groups of fans.
I enjoyed the cameras panning through those trendy bandwagon turds as they each realized just how much money they blew on those seats. Thanks to hi-def, you can see their tears.
WoooooHoooooo!!!!
On 8-29 I had officially resided myself to another collapse of the Dodgers in the stretch, just like 2007. Then this…
JUBILEE!!!
Look out NLCS, here come da boyz!!!