10.14.08 THAT WAS UNEXPECTED
Show of hands: who had the 4-0 Super Bowl champions getting their asses handed to them by the 1-3 Browns on national television? Hmmm, I see it’s all the same readers who claim they have a girlfriend. Interesting.
Anyway, it’s true: Browns 35, Giants 14. Both teams rolled back the clocks to this approximate time last year, when Derek Anderson (18/29-310-2-0) and Braylon Edwards (154 yards, 1 TD) were surprising fans by not sucking, while Eli Manning (three interceptions) was continuing his legacy of not being as good as his brother. Man, I miss those days.
The loss snaps an 11-game road win streak for the Giants, and it capped off a much-needed return to Earth for the NFC East, one in which the Redskins and Cowboys suffered humiliating losses and the Eagles waited three quarters to show up before escaping with a win in San Francisco. That makes the last undefeated team in the NFL the… Titans? Who saw that coming? Oh, right: the guys with girlfriends.

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THAT WAS UNEXPECTED
Matt, just because their girlfriends are from Canada doesn’t make them not real, you just wouldn’t know them.
My girlfriend loves this site. We talk about it all the time in the chat room.
My girlfriend would like to make a comment but her inflated hands have no fingers.
If i don’t have a girlfriend/fiance how the hell am i so sexually frustrated.
I’m married.
I can only wish I had an imaginary girlfriend at this point.
I’m married but have 5 girlfriends: Rosie Palm and her 4 sisters.
/oldie, but a goodie
UU, Palmela Handerson?
@UU: You lose a finger in an unfortunate thresher accident or something?
Or are you like me and keep you pinkie finger up? It’s just more classy and distinguished that way.
My girlfriend looks like Romeo Crennel. I am a lucky man.
@JJTB, I prefer not to get the thumb involved.
is she still your girlfriend if she escapes?
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