Stephon Marbury, the frighteningly imbalanced Knicks point guard who flashes occasional moments of poignancy, watched the third and final debate between Senators John McCain and Barack Obama with some friends at a homeless shelter. Homeless friends. That he met at a pizza parlor. Of course.
At one point, when the debate turned to the economy, Marbury snorted. “Middle class? We don’t have a middle class anymore.” As the millionaire said those words, the homeless agreed…
[Some] gave him career advice. “Hey, you know, I see you doing good in the sixth-man role,” one resident offered. “It’s just a game,” Marbury answered, pointing at the screen. “There’s more to life.”
This is both impressive and scary. I’ve frequently walked past that particular shelter on the Bowery, and I’d rather spend another night on the streets of Baghdad than one outside that building. Those people aren’t the fake-ass “homeless” people who panhandle, they’re legitimately terrifying derelicts, many of whom have ended up homeless because they have such debilitating mental illnesses.
Which probably explains why Starbury felt so comfortable.
[FanHaus]


Big Deal I’ve got tons of homeless friends, and it’s got nothing to do with the fact I live out of a cardboard box (at least I get free wi-fi in the park)
Eye witnesses report Marbury offered several homeless women 30 minutes of shelter in the back of his truck. Stephon really CARES, you know?
Sure, I keep Homeless friends around….
for game hunting.
Stephon Marbury is the black version of Joe the Plumber.
starbury/artest ’12
“Hey, you know, I see you doing good in the sixth-man role,” one resident offered.
Nice to see that, even when down, Isaiah’s keeping his hand in the game.
Geez, can’t these homeless people turn into mailboxes already?
@Blackcap: Is that a Haldeman reference?
Also, as a former employee of that particular Homeless Shelter I can say that if I can garner a ton of respect for being white and winning at spades, Marbury could be king for that place.
@ John: It’s a Simpsons reference in the episode with Mr. Scorpion, uh, I mean…Hank Scorpio
a guy who makes 22 million a year on his nba salary alone has homeless friends…
a guy who makes 22 million a year on his nba salary alone has homeless friends…
a guy who makes 22 million a year on his nba salary alone has homeless friends…
a guy who makes 22 million a year on his nba salary alone has homeless friends…
a guy who makes 22 million a year on his nba salary alone has homeless friends…
a guy who makes 22 million a year on his nba salary alone has homeless friends…
Ramrod3: I realized that a second too late. I also, however, was very proud of my own 30 Rock reference.