SITE NEWS: COMMENCE EURO-BLOGGING!
10.09.08With the current economic situation, now seems like a good time to head to Europe, where the almighty American dollar can buy me a… uh… piece of gum? I’ve got a flight across the Atlantic tonight, and while I’m not a big fan of constantly sharing my location on the Internet, you can probably piece it together with this hint.
The awesomely unhinged Monday Morning Punter will take over posting duty tomorrow, and Big Daddy Drew of KSK and Jamboroo fame has promised to contribute as well. I’ll be back next week, blogging with a British accent while I pull the ol’ “working vacation.” It’s like a real vacation, just without all that boring relaxing!


God dammit you’re such a lazy piece of shit. Next you’ll expect us to look for our OWN news.
Ya know? I’ve always wanted to tell you, I absolutely adore Site News Girl’s shoes. Dress too, for that matter. That is all. Back to the dick jokes.
/It’s ok, I’m a chick
//But even if I wasn’t……DON’T JUDGE ME!
If you see Amy Winehouse remember your LINE training.
You’re going to Transylvania? Kate Vinslet vants to suck something. I get it.
Nice planning, Matt. Going to Britian to get a sex change is a great idea. You can tell by the link you provided they do great boob jobs over there.
Euro trips are so last week.
You should just forget the “Pig-in-a-Poke” itinerary, and just play it by ear, like normal people.
Hostel 3: Bloggers in Chains
Don’t be afraid to tell Princess Di jokes over there…they can’t get enough of those.
You might wanna go and check out those exchange rates again. Europe just got a lot cheaper. We might be heading for a huge recession, but the Euro tanking right now. They’re worse off then us right now.
@Punch : “Hey kids, Big Ben, The Parliment”!
Oy! Wots aw dis fock’n bloke tawkin ’bout a fock’n holiday?
Fock’n shirtlifter.
Guvna!