From the majesty of Spencer Hall and Chris “Town Drunk” Mottram comes this video of Houston wideout Patrick Edwards’ leg meeting an unfortunate end at the hand of one of history’s most evil villains: the dreaded yellow cart. DAMN YOU, CART!
Oh, well. At least they didn’t have to carry Edwards’ very far to place him ON the cart. So that was nice.
This cart belonged to the Marshall band. Watch the video closely and you can actually hear a very large ch-ching at the exact moment Edwards’ leg snaps in twain. Someone get Schweibel, Goetz, and Sieben on the phone right now!
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This one time at band camp…
Anyone else remember that you won a radio flyer wagon for making bucket #4 on the the Bozo Show. It’s the GRAND-PRIZE-GAME!!
Drew name-dropping the preeminent Minneapolis personal injury law firm. Well done.
Nevertheless, I hope the guy gets adequate treatment. His health insurance plan is a la cart.
The 1982 Stanford band strikes again!
“This cart belonged to the Marshall band.”
You sure you don’t mean “belonged to Marshawn Lynch?”
band cart takes out football player? I guess this would be considered revenge of the nerds.
That was revenge for all those “plane crash” jokes that Edwards was throwing around.
Yeah, just go ahead and put that thing anywhere
rub some dirt on it there glass shins.