SAINT ANDREW’S NET: MY GOODNESS…
10.21.08
Saint Andrew’s Net is With Leather’s daily link dump. Featuring 80% of your daily intake of riboflavin.
- Deadspin shares a compilation of anecdotes describing Philly fans as subhuman monsters. And they wouldn’t want it any other way.
- Awful Announcing has video of Emmitt Smith saying “Rites of Patches.” Because he’s a boob who’s unpossibly terrible at English. Speaking of English boobs, I would drink Guinness with Kayleigh Pearson any time. And since she’s not here, I’ll just drink this pint by myself. At 7:00 a.m.
- FanHaus says that the Cowboys and Yankees have joined each other on a business venture. A photo of George Steinbrenner and Jerry Jones shaking hands is enough to give Satan chills.
- The Legend of Cecilio Guante goes inside the numbers on how much Washington State sucks this year. Those numbers = a lot.
- COED Magazine reveals who Colt McCoy’s girlfriend is. OMG! It’s an attractive college student I’ve never heard of!
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Wow. She’s……not bad.
Emmitt did graduate from Florida. Bad grammar is a rites of patches for their grads.
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Nice overbite, female Gary Busey.
“OMG! It’s an attractive college student I’ve never heard of!”
no shit, Matt. She’s a star on the track team, no way you could catch her if she escaped the basement. Too many liabilities.
Someone needs to teach her how to properly drink a Guinness.
I don’t know 289, seems like the right amount of head…
/wocka wocka wocka
I’ll teach her how to properly drink a Guinness. And by “properly drink a Guinness,” I mean wait until the stout settles before taking a sip.
Of my cock.
She should give lessons to the American Pop Tarts on how to get out of a car without showing off your snatch. No wait – what was I thinking, never mind.