SAINT ANDREW’S NET: GIRLS ON FILM
10.15.08
Saint Andrew’s Net is With Leather’s daily link dump. Today’s discussion requires an extensive background in foreign art house films.
- GQ presents the 25 sexiest women in film of all time, and it is positively exquisite (and — warning — a bid tit nipply as well). Halle Berry topless in Swordfish? Catherine Deneuve getting whipped in Belle du Jour? I went with Ludivine Sagnier in Swimming Pool. Best two hours of French I ever listened to.
- Food Court Lunch imagines confession in the Colts’ locker room. It’s funny because I have an irrational dislike for that team.
- The Slanch Report notes that Shane Victorino has pissed off PETA. In other news, PETA are GD attention whores. Just once I want to see them not bitching about something.
- Sports by Brooks pulls photos of Arizona Cardinals hero Monty Beisel’s wife. Why would they do that? Because she’s a nude model, that’s why. Giggety.
- Unprofessional Foul tells the tale of Eva Roob, a German soccer player who retired… to become a porn star. Follow the links at UF for NSFW delightfulness.
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Flap jacks, anyone?
Ah, who am I kidding? I’d throw.
Shes french, so to ‘Merica her up a bit, we should call them ‘Freedom Flap Jacks’.
I gotcha. And if she has a bush then we call it “Liberty Lettuce”?
And if she has any armpit hair we can replace the french term ‘Le Buckwheat’ with ‘Goddamn Disgusting’.
Yanno, there aren’t enough Duran Duran references on the internet.
Kudos.
How did GQ not put Monica Bellucci anywhere in their top 25?
Completely agree about Swimming Pool… watching that movie with your girlfriend, however, can be a little awkward.