Cowboys receiver Roy Williams, until recently a Lion, returned to Detroit for former teammate Mike Furrey’s charity Halloween party, and in the great tradition of Jon Kitna bagging on his naked coach, Williams poked fun at another former teammate, Tatum Bell, who famously tried to steal the luggage of his replacement, Rudi Johnson, after Bell was cut.  Williams’s costume comprised of a bellhop costume, a name tag reading “T. Bell,”  and underwear with Rudi Johnson’s name on them.  Hmmm… It seemed a lot cooler before I described it. It’s a lot better than it sounds.  Honest.

[Most excellent Hudsucker Proxy reference over at KSK]