Comments on: ROMAN ABRAMOVICH KICKS SO MUCH ASS

By: Angel Eyes Van Cleef (for now)

Angel Eyes Van Cleef (for now) — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 22:29:55 +0000

A rather obvious way to spend $400 mill, Roman. Can’t wait to see the look on his face when i roll into the harbour in my replica Roman galley with every slave on the oars surgically altered to look like him.

By: 310ToJoba

310ToJoba — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 21:09:24 +0000

I’m sorry, any boat that comes with it’s own escape submarine HAD to be invented by the Ruskes…

/still thinks this is the shit.

By: KevinW

KevinW — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 21:02:45 +0000

Fuck Abramovich and fuck Chelski. Glory glory Man United.

By: Bloof

Bloof — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 20:08:06 +0000

I was totally shit-faced at a rich guy’s party once, and believe it or not, pissed in the dude’s SOLID GOLD TOILET.

For several weeks after that, he was on a mission to find out who adulterated the tuba he kept in his closet.

By: smurphette

smurphette — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:53:29 +0000

The Vikings want to rent it for their next party.

By: Surt2k

Surt2k — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:51:36 +0000

One torpedo hit in the rudder and he will be easy pickings for the royal navy.

By: Zack

Zack — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:46:37 +0000

All I’m saying is that his plans for league domination really shouldn’t have to take a backseat to his plans for world domination.

By: twoeightnine

twoeightnine — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:37:57 +0000

You should see the size of his dinghy.

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:21:49 +0000

Is this the ship of lost souls?

By: Blackcapricorn

Blackcapricorn — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:20:41 +0000

My one bedroom apartment could really use a submarine with nuclear capabilities.