As you’ve no doubt seen by now, Gamecocks quarterback Stephen Garcia (this guy) was stopped on a quarterback draw in the red zone by umpire Wilbur Hackett Jr during LSU’s 24-17 victory on Saturday. While it certainly looks like Hackett leans into Garcia with a shoulder to drop him after a four-yard gain, SEC officials claim otherwise:
“The umpire’s most vulnerable position on the field is right behind the line of scrimmage and sometimes gets right into the play. In this case, the umpire is there, he tries to defend himself by putting his arms up. The quarterback shifts direction a little bit and he puts his arms up.
“He makes an attempt to defend himself. I know it may look different on video, but what we see is that he makes an effort to protect himself.”
That’s a good call. I like the way he steps into it and initiates contact to protect himself. Why, if he tried to sidestep Garcia and get out of the way, he couldn’t have defended himself while he wasn’t getting in the way of the play.


…what we see is that he makes an effort to protect himself.
My public defender used these exact same words. Didn’t work. Who’d have thought a jury would be so sympathetic to a prostitute who isn’t even alive anymore?
Well he is Latino, there were good odds he had at least a knife and a 9mm on him.
Madagascar 2: The Zebra Fights Back!
Hmm.. what was the money line on that game?
“Personal foul, U, referees – He was giving him the business.”
Wilbur Hackett Jr was signed by the Raiders that evening.
I guess the patrons at Buffalo Wild Wings weren’t finished yet.
/fuck that stupid commercial in its ear
//do commercials have ears?
That commercial would be a lot funnier if they got Tim Donaghy to star in it.
And by “a lot funnier” I mean “a slightly funny diversion from the regularly scheduled slate of Cialis and Flomax commercials.”
I’m pretty sure Ed Hochuli just came.
It was a preemptive protective move just in case. He studied under Dubya.
FINALLY, a white Southern man gets the upper hand on a Mexican.
Zack says:
And by “a lot funnier” I mean “a slightly funny diversion from the regularly scheduled slate of Cialis and Flomax commercials.”
Holy crap…..the SEC has officials that tackle players AND commercials for that vacuum haircutting system (It sucks as it cuts! It certainly does suck!)? I gotta start tuning in.