“No, no. I’m afraid this is… uh… MEXICO Burress. Yeah, Mexico! Easy mistake to make. Yep, hope you find him.”
Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress,who was suspended by the team for habitual lateness and absenteeism, is also dodging payment on damage he allegedly did to a rental car. The New York Post reports:
[Burress] has dodged calls from Khoury Alternative Claims Management, a San Antonio-based third-party administrator trying to catch up with the Giants receiver about some damage he did to a rental car. Burress returned a Suburban on June 2 to Epic Car and Truck Rental in Clifton, N.J., with scratches and dents in the bumper. He paid $996.95 for the rental but owed another $1,759 in damages. Burress dropped the car off after hours and never informed anyone of the damages.
Good for him. To hell with rental car agencies. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200, go straight to hell. And anyone who doesn’t agree has never stood in a ten-deep line at the airport at midnight after a six-hour flight while the one person on duty slowly gets each person their car. We have reservations! You KNOW there’s going to be a crowd! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE MORE THAN ONE PERSON WORKING. Assholes.