The band you see here is the Jesters of the Court, a pro-Phillies group of hardcore rap-rockers who totally owned Lehigh Valley public access TV back in 1993.  Put kindly, the Jesters — how do you say…? — suck dog balls?  I believe that’s the appropriate terminology.

But as embarrassing as 15-year-old crappy fan songs may be, I can’t say that it’s definitivey any better or worse than the video after the jump.

That’s five male Phillies fans hanging out in a small, dark room that looks like a set from Hostel or the Saw movies or my soundproofed sub-basement, celebrating last night’s NLCS victory by spraying each other with booze.  Or what I hope is booze.  If that really is my sub-basement, I’m going to be pissed if all my ether is gone.

[Videos from Big League Stew and The 700 Level, respectively]