10.16.08 PHILLIES FANS, THEN AND NOW

The band you see here is the Jesters of the Court, a pro-Phillies group of hardcore rap-rockers who totally owned Lehigh Valley public access TV back in 1993. Put kindly, the Jesters — how do you say…? — suck dog balls? I believe that’s the appropriate terminology.

But as embarrassing as 15-year-old crappy fan songs may be, I can’t say that it’s definitivey any better or worse than the video after the jump.

That’s five male Phillies fans hanging out in a small, dark room that looks like a set from Hostel or the Saw movies or my soundproofed sub-basement, celebrating last night’s NLCS victory by spraying each other with booze. Or what I hope is booze. If that really is my sub-basement, I’m going to be pissed if all my ether is gone.

[Videos from Big League Stew and The 700 Level, respectively]

BY: Matt | TAGS: FANS, MLB, MLB PLAYOFFS, PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES

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There are 8 comments about:
PHILLIES FANS, THEN AND NOW

October 16th, 2008 at 3:29 pm

Pauly says:

Somewhere, Lenny Dykstra just spit out his chew and said “What in the fuck….”

October 16th, 2008 at 3:35 pm

UpstateUnderdog says:

Jesters of the Court: Linkin Park, the early years

Also, is there anything sadder than fans wasting booze during their imaginary locker room celebration?

October 16th, 2008 at 4:12 pm

Enrico Pallazzo says:

Pauly, somewhere else, Darren Daulton is being anally probed on a spaceship.

October 16th, 2008 at 4:31 pm

Shan says:

If the men from Jesters of the Court are still alive, then America has failed as a nation.

p.s. Phillies fans need to learn what “break it down” means.

p.s. I think we should take a Nazi tip here and gas that room in the second video.

October 16th, 2008 at 4:51 pm

WhyDoYouAsk says:

Phucking Phags.

October 16th, 2008 at 5:12 pm

Tim was Tim says:

Turn up the Coldplay, dudes!

October 16th, 2008 at 7:01 pm

IVSPORT says:

Those guys may be idiots but Ryan Howard is sick.

Howard is trading on http://www.oneseason.com. It’s like a sports stock market. RHOW has been issued as an Inital Player Offering so he is already trading at higher prices but you can still get in on the ground floor when studs like Chase Utley, Cole Hamels, Jimmy Rollins and Shane Victorino are issued as IPOs.