From the brave and courageous masturbators over at Busted Coverage comes this preview of the fackin’ New England Patriots cheerleaders in their Halloween costumes.

Let’s see. We got ourselves a Xena, which is very nice. Ooh! Ooh! And there’s a biker chick too! NICE. That’s real nice. But I gotta ask: what’s with the chick in the chef’s toque? C’mon, man. You got girls dressed up as sailors and whores, then you’re gonna make one of them run out onto the field as Mario Batali? Sure, the man makes a fine saltimbocca, but he’s still a big ugly orange guy, even after six bottles of Barolo.

Get that girl one of Giada de Laurentiis’ tight sweaters ASAP, Mr. Kraft!