OLD MAN PLAYS COLLEGE BASKETBALL
10.24.08I give old people a hard time on this blog, mostly because they’re slow and depressing and awful at everything. But I have to give 73-year-old Ken Mink a modicum of credit for joining the Roane State junior college basketball team. One one hand, it’s amazing to see a septuagenarian out there with men more than 50 years his junior, an uplifting message that it’s never too late to do what we love. On the other hand, it’s totally depressing, because the guys who are 50 years younger are way way better, and it’s obviously too late for Ken Mink to do what he loves.
Well, that really cheered me up. Anyone want to watch Schindler’s List with me?
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Two in the pink, one in Ken Mink???
And to think I am only 32 and if my wife asks me to take the trash out, I throw a fit like a child and scream bloody murder the entire time. And God forbid I have to climb some stairs to do my laundry, I’ll be clutching my chest and doing my best Fred Sanford impersonation the rest of the day.
Dude, my life totally rocks.
Mink is a beast in the paint, or has he calls it, “my damn lawn.”
At least he rocks the knee length shorts, I was afraid we were going to see the George Mikan’s
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: I really, really like jerking off old men.
@WWSM: 2 questions…how old is “old”, and what time should I stop by?
It will break his hips to break your ankles.
oh no, not this time, Matt. Last time we watched Schindlers List together you got a little too “active” under the blanket during those nude concentration camp scenes.
That’s a pedophile ‘stache if I’ve ever seen one.
Can we hear from the last guy cut from the team?