O.J. HAS NICE ACCOMMODATIONS
10.07.08
This is one of the cells at the swank Clark County Detention Center, where Orenthal J. Simpson will be staying until he receives sentencing for the 12 robbery and kidnapping charges he was found guilty of earlier this week. Yes, but how is the room service, Lester Munson?
I once interviewed David Casper, a son of legendary golfer Billy Casper, in the Clark County facility. He was confined there after a drug-fueled crime spree which ended in Las Vegas. This jail is nasty and scary. There is no celebrity row in this jail, and there are none of the special privileges Simpson, now 61 years old, enjoyed in the Los Angeles County Jail before and during his murder trial. It’s the kind of place that becomes oppressive after a few days, and Simpson will be there for nine weeks.
Simpson is looking at 10 to 15 years in prison, though there is an outside chance that the kidnapping charge will net him a life sentence. Which is a long time to go without banging white women. Or stabbing them, really.

I have a hard time lasting 9 minutes without stabbing a white woman.
All I know is never bet on the white guy.
Looks like a nice place where a fella can unwind from the hustle and bustle of everyday life and get in some solid batin’ time.
this makes nick hogan cry
Typical liberal justice system, what with the solid silver toilets. Back when I was in the hole, we had a pail that was emptied once a week – if we behaved.
How is Rosie Greer gonna even fit in there?
County ain’t nuthin but a party ’cause everyone knows everybody.
/// vague approximation of Ice Cube’s wisdom
This is why you only commit crimes in Los Angeles.
O.J.’s sentencing date is the same day as my birthday. Best. Birthday Gift. Ever!
The Juice is Loose!
(at least, anally)
Fantastic!