British model and Lucy Pinder gal pal Michelle Marsh really likes soccer, almost as much as she likes posing topless with soccer gear. Dear lord in heaven those are some tremendous funbags.

Marsh is married to St Mirren F.C.’s Will Haining, whoever that is. Marsh has some movie coming out next year, but unless it’s about soccer, or porn stars, or porn stars playing soccer, then I’m not interested. Unless it’s produced by Pixar. They do such good work. Here’s an intro from Michelle’s official fan site:

Michelle Marsh, one of the UK’s top glamour models and known to millions. In a meteoric rise to fame Michelle has appeared in numerous magazines and newspapers as well as appearing several times on your television set and radio channels.

She doesn’t really have the tits for radio. But hey, whatever pays your bills, love. You have a standing invite to appear on my “set” whenever you like. And by “set,” I mean “dick and balls.” Just to be clear.

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