10.07.08 MISTY MAY-BE NOT

Here’s a quick update on Dancing With The C-List Celebrities: Olympian and occasional object of underhanded lust Misty May-Treanor bowed out last night with a leg injury. So ballroom dancing is now officially more dangerous than beach volleyball, but still significantly less sexy. Look how bundled up she is!

“I heard a pop,” said May-Treanor, who was practicing the jive on the show’s ballroom set when she ruptured her left Achilles tendon. “I was doing the Lindy Hop. I thought I flew out of control and hit the judges’ stairs, or it felt like I got hit in the back with a baseball bat. Then, I just couldn’t put weight on it.”

May-Treanor, who had a previous knee injury from playing volleyball, and her professional partner, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, had been a formidable dancing duo, scoring a 21 out of 30 for their previous foxtrot, mambo and paso double routines. Co-host Samantha Harris said what May-Treanor’s early exit means for the competition would be revealed on Tuesday’s show

Thank God she has a good body. That picture almost looks like somebody tried to put lipstick on a shark. A goth shark…that likes European men. Whoa, I think I just wrote the treatment for the next Underworld sequel. And it’s not even noon.

[The AP]