10.27.08 LINGERIE FOOTBALL IS COMPELLING
Being a Seattle sports fan is just one of the many things that makes my life a miserable series of heartbreaking disappointments, but the addition of the Mist to the fledgling Lingerie Football League is a rare bright spot. The Seattle P-I has a gallery of the girls’ preparation for a photo shoot, and here are some of the captions to the photos:
Jenna Bloczynski puts her lace choker on before the Mist photo shoot. These chokers are part of the team’s uniform.
Mist recruit Natalya Snetkova rubs cooking oil on fellow teammate Chelsie Jorgenson for the team’s photoshoot.
Teammates Chelsie Jorgenson and Jenna Bloczynski rub their oiled bodies together.
Man, I wish more sports stories included the words “lace choker” and “cooking oil” and “oiled bodies.” It really subdues my desire to drink myself into oblivion. Until the Seahawks lose next week.
(thanks to Robert)
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LINGERIE FOOTBALL IS COMPELLING
“Teammates Chelsie Jorgenson and Jenna Bloczynski rub their oiled bodies together.”
Thankfully, the Cleveland Plain-Dealer didn’t publish the photos of Brady Quinn And Kellen Winslow doing likewise.
I believe that’s a horse-collar.
Jesus Christ. I’m taking an early lunch, be back in 2 minutes.
I’m about to get flagged for illegal contact.
I wasn’t aware that shoving two fingers in the center’s cooch was not part of the game…
There seems to be some clutching and grabbing going on here. The penalty is for all of them to come over to my house.
Why are all these girls flat chested? Is it a Seattle thing?
Mike Holmgren tried rubbing oil on Matt Hasselbeck, but he just kept trying to eat him.
“Why are all these girls flat chested? Is it a Seattle thing?”
In France and in Seattle, the perfect breast would fill a wine glass.
Super Bowl Sunday would be so much more entertaining if the Lingerie Bowl lasted 3.5 hours and the NFL game were relegated to 20 minutes at halftime.
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