10.21.08 LARRY JOHNSON SEEMS LIKE A NICE GUY
Chiefs running back Larry Johnson was suspended by the team for Sunday’s game for violating unspecified team rules. And it sounds like team rules may include things like “Don’t assault women,” as a police report from his October 10th night club altercation claims that Johnson spit in a woman’s face and threatened to kill her boyfriend, the fourth time in five years he’s been accused of assaulting a woman. This time, it was 24-year-old Ashley Stewart.
Johnson got close to Stewart while swinging his arms belligerently, then said, “All I wanted [to] tell you is I’m going to kill your boyfriend,” the report said. Johnson kept talking to Stewart and spit the drink in her face after she backed away, the report said.
Stewart told police that Johnson’s bodyguards then tackled her and that bouncers from the club escorted her outside. Johnson tried to spit on her three more times while walking to his car after the club manager asked him to leave, the report said.
You can read the full police report at Arrowhead Pride, but keep in mind that it only contains whatever lies Stewart told the police; lies that were confirmed by lying eyewitnesses. I want to hear Johnson’s side of the story before I make up my mind. Maybe he didn’t spit on her at all. Or maybe she was on fire, and that’s why he was spitting. Let’s all pause and accept the possibility that Larry Johnson is a hero, okay?

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LARRY JOHNSON SEEMS LIKE A NICE GUY
I fail to see how LJ’s actions in any way contravene the premise of With Leather.
I refuse to believe a Penn State alum would be discourteous to a lady.
hhy, are you implying that he graduated? Most college grads refrain from the empty threats and giant loogeys.
‘the fourth time in five years he’s been accused of assaulting 24-year-old Ashley Stewart.’
sorry, your majesty. thought you’d be used to it by now.
He didn’t say, “I’m going to kill your boyfriend”…he said, “I’m going to fill your rear end”. And he didn’t spit on her, he Miggs’d her.
Aw fuck. Good catch, ognihs. Fixed.
Glad to have LJ fucking over my real-life football team and my fantasy team at the same time. Thanks, fuckwad!
This story gave us this wonderfully phrased link on ESPN.com
Police: Chiefs’ Johnson spat drink in woman’s face.
Without the punctuation, it reads like a Bat Signal to Allan Stokke.
Good thing he is on my fantasy team, I get 10 points per assault charge on a female.
Hey, the bitch was asking for it.
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