Kobe Bryant fell down during a single play in the preseason, and the Kings’ Beno Udrih subsequently made a jump shot, which immediately raises the question: is Beno Udrih the best basketball player in the world? And I think the evidence here is pretty indisputable. Sure, Kobe was the linchpin to America’s return to glory, but the video doesn’t lie. You don’t see anyone trying to argue that Craig Ehlo is better than Michael Jordan, do you?


I would never argure that.
*basks in own self-importance, feeds cat*
You must never show weakness in front of the Slovenian.
Kobe argues that the floor, manufactured in Colorado, actually asked him to sit on it. Looks like Mrs. Bryant is getting some more jewelry…
He got raped out there.
Burnsy, you may have caught “argure,” but you missed the misspelling of “linchpin,” which was incorrectly written “lynchpin.”
Even when I’m fucking up, I’m still the best copy editor in this joint.
@Matt: You probably misspelled “linchpin” while perusing your sample ballot. We’ll know for sure if your next post headline misspells “niggardly”.
Somebody make Billy King a GM somewhere so he can offer this guy $66 mil.
Seriously, he was on 610 WIP in Philly a few weeks ago filling in on a midday shift and was saying “Yeah, I want to GM again, but I am just taking this year off to relax and wait for the perfect situation to come along”. What kind of position is that, Billy? In the custodial arts?
@ WYDA – channeling tony homo?
Matt, being the best copy editor in this joint is kinda like being the smartest retard in the group home…
Based on this logic, Manu Ginobili and Vlade Divac are the worst players in the world. I think you make a valid point here.
@ognihs: Shit…sorry. I forgot you Raider fans are all scary minorities.