Fast-forward to 4:55 for the beat-down
Saturday night’s EliteXC card wasn’t particularly awful to watch, but it was disastrous for CBS. Kimbo Slice, the brawling man-beast who was supposed to rise to dominance in MMA, 
was exposed in the worst way possible: after aging tomato can Ken Shamrock was a late scratch, EliteXC tossed in much younger tomato can Seth Petruzelli, a third-rate karate specialist who couldn’t hack it on “The Ultimate Fighter.” Fourteen seconds into the match, whatever thread of credibility EliteXC had was gone forever.
To make things more fun, Deadspin picked up some super-gay photos of Petruzelli over the weekend, but it’s more goofball-playing-around-gay, not homosexual-gay, as he’s actually married. Yes, to a woman.
In other EliteXC news, former UFC heavyweight champ Andrei Arlovski beat a really fat guy, Jake Shields retained his welterweight belt, and Gina Carano is really, really pretty. I know she wants to be taken seriously as a fighter (she won, by the way), but she’s just so damn good-looking. She won a unanimous decision after three rounds, and she looked ready to go to brunch. It’s startling, really. Women that muscular are usually only attractive to Alex Rodriguez.
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I personally think he threw the fight, as a jab against the perceived notion that CBS/EliteXC fixed the fight. I mean, he really wasn’t even touched.
THAT FUCKING GUY MIGHT BE A FRUIT-BOOTY, BUT AT LEAST HE DIDN’T GET THE FUCKING PLAGUE FROM JENNA JAMESON!
Way to “shed some blood on the situation” champ.
When I saw Petruzelli enter the ring with that pink hair I thought to my-self, “there is no way Kimbo wins tonight, a guy with pink hair can’t lose”
Somebody call Marcellus Wallace and Vincent Vega, that shit was thrown!
Much like The Simpsons, Kimbo couldn’t even give Lucious Sweet 3 tounds.
say it aint so kimbo
carano might want to get outfit ideas from petruzelli.
nope… still doesn’t sound right.
This dude Petruzelli is a real fighter. Has some good wins over guys like Dan Severn to his credit. His latest two losses were against guys with real championship credentials. Elite XC was crazy to set him up against Kimbo, they knew Kimbo would get KTFO.
ohh gee..looks like the worlds going to have to find another over-bearded black guy to idolize
The beard must hide a glass jaw. Seriously, people were worked up over a guy with 3 wins. Kimbo has won BumFights and that’s it. And MMA isn’t exactly much of a sport. What’s your strategy–get lucky with one punch. Do any of these matches actually last more than 2 minutes unless they do the homoerotic grunt and roll on the ground? The only thing good about MMA is the knock-out reel.
Really, this sport is pretty damn close to soccer in being unwatchable.
The Ghost of Leon Lett? Are you kidding me? You obviously did no real research before making these comments because if you did, you would know this sport requires much more endurance and commitment than ANY other sport. You obvioulsy have no training yourself and i imagine you’ve never heard of jiu-jitsu. If you do actually believe the shit comin out your mouth then why don’t we meet in the cage sometime?