10.30.08 JOHN DALY IS ON TOP OF THE WORLD
In an absolutely shocking development, John Daly, America’s golfingest alcoholic, spent a day in the drunk tank after passing out in a North Carolina Hooters. The details:
Officers described Daly as extremely intoxicated and uncooperative. He repeated he didn’t want to go to the hospital.
Hooters employees asked Daly to leave. But Daly did not have transportation. Officers say he was part of a group traveling on a tour bus. The group left Daly behind at the Hooters because they didn’t want him to continue traveling with them.
Sounds like there are some real rocket scientists on that tour bus. “Hey, a Hooters! Let’s give an alcoholic with four ex-wives access to tits and beer! Certainly we’ll want to spend the rest of the evening with such a charming raconteur in his natural environment!”
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There are 15 comments about:
JOHN DALY IS ON TOP OF THE WORLD
never leave your wingman
Now there is a man who doesn’t give a shit that the Phillies won the World Series.
Who is that lesbian and why is she showing so much cleavage?
The people on the bus? The Up With People touring group.
Talk about being a square peg!
When Vincent Price tells you to get back on the bus, you get back on the bus!
I forgive Daly for acting stupid, but I will never forgive him for the popped color on his prison jump suit.
I like the “STORIES YOU SHOULD HAVE READ YESTERDAY BUT DIDN’T BECAUSE DREW PACKED IT IN EARLY” tag, but I can’t see it getting a whole lot more usage.
You’re underestimating the intelligence of the tour bus. When parents want to get rid of their kids they take them to Toys r Us and say they can have anything in the store.
so was that picture taken before or after he was arrested?
If by tour bus, they mean Greyhound.
He is wearing Hooters orange.
If you haven’t passed out at a Hooters you’re just not living right.
I like that he’s showing the Hooters team spirit by wearing their colors.
If you haven’t
passed out at a Hootersbeen thrown out of a Hooters for motorboating one of the waitresses you’re just not living right.Fixed.
Why is that Daly’s mug shot comes out in 2 days but we still haven’t seen Joba Chamberlain’s?
Eh, big deal – I’ve looked worse than that lots of times.
Sincerely,
Nick Nolte
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