Craid Sager’s sex appeal is so massive and sprawling that all in his wake are unable to control their desires. Watch as Rays manager Joe Maddon is caught in the glory of Sager’s velvet blazer and — unable to hold back — blows the sideline reporter a kiss.
On a side note, I’ve heard that the “velvet blazer” is one of Sager’s moves in the bedroom. Heard second-hand, of course. I’m not his type :(
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Big deal. Brady Quinn does that to Tony Siragusa all the time. Except he’s closer, and on his knees.
Isn’t the “velvet blazer” when you wrap your cock in said fabric, light it on fire and fuck a girl in the ass?
That’s what I heard.
Eck lets them put headphones over his hair? That’s gotta be a struggle for the AP who has to wrap those around his ears. “Hey, watch the butt-cut kiddo!”
You lookin real purty in them shoes
@Weed: Almost. You’re describing “Black Velvet”, so named due to the burnt hole. “Velvet Blazer” involves forcing an “Angry Dragon” on a high school girl wearing velvet handcuffs, then stuffing her in a Chevy Blazer and pushing it over a cliff. Interestingly, this was almost Nicole Brown’s fate.
I can’t believe this guy just had a kid with Nicole Ritchie.
There’s one way to figure out what a velvet blazer is…ask Richard Jefferson.
Craig Sager makes Harold Reynolds look like a well-behaved English schoolboy
You want some fries with that shake?
@Taco_JOnes: Please tell me you’re joking. You know that was one of them queer o sexuals from falloutboy right?
Yes, I’m joking. And it’s Good Charlotte.