Is it surprising that Jeremy Shockey is underperforming again after returning from hernia surgery? Or is it more surprising that some team was actually stupid/desperate/bored enough to trade for Shockey in the offseason? Or are you more surprised that I wear women’s clothing when I perform my lounge act down by the lake? It’s more of a revue, actually. The Red Zone had Shockey’s take on his game against Carolina yesterday, and it featured much more finger-pointing than cross-dressing:
“I had a fumble that hurt the team. I missed a backside cutoff block,” Shockey said. “That’s on me, 14 points I felt like I gave up today, not because of effort, but just because physically I’m not healthy.”
Shockey said he may have come back too soon from the surgery, and also indicated the Saints erred by misdiagnosing him in training camp.
“I’m worried that this thing could have been taken care of in camp, like it should have been,” said Shockey, who the Saints acquired from the New York Giants in July for two draft picks. “If it wasn’t misdiagnosed in camp like it was there’d have been no problems. … Next time I know. When I get hurt I’ll get three or four opinions besides just the team’s.” [...]
It’s the team’s fault he sucks! In a way, it is, since the Saints are the reason he’s still in the league. Not only is Shockey a pompous ass who can’t accept responsibility for being a mediocre pro, I bet he looks horrible in a dress. I mean, look at the guy. What self-respecting degenerate would want to hollow him out?
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![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/05/alex-karras-george-plimpton-180x180.png)
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What self-respecting degenerate would want to hollow him out?
Anderson Cooper? Clay Aiken? Tony Romo?
I like the Saints and am happy to see them win – therefore I hope that Jeremy Shockey heals and plays well for them. On the other hand, I also hope that Jeremy Shockey dies a horrific death from an infestation of Ebola-riddled roundworms in his lower intestine. It’s difficult to balance conflicting emotions like this.
@Enrico: While I see your point, I can’t imagine Clay Aiken having the, um, tools necessary to “hollow anyone out”. Or maybe I put too much thought into this. Um, titties!!!
Shockey is a bag of dicks, through and through. Seriously. “
This is common in the NFL. The Dallas Cowboys misdiagnosed Leon Lett’s cerebral atrophy prior to every season.
very few times is the “that guy” in a picture less douchier than the people in the forefront. Hats off to Shockey for making “Smiles like a cockbag” in the background looking like the person i’d like to hang out with most in this picture.
And yes, that includes “Mrs-McChubbyArms-so-you-know-my-ass-is-full-of-cottage-cheese”
/not good with nicknames.
so i’m the chick in the pic with jeremy. that’s hilarious that you used this. haha! right on!! and whoever merk is that left a comment obviously hasn’t gotten laid in years or knows how to hollow out shockey… one of the two.
i can’t help but notice you didn’t post a link to a full picture proving me wrong, nor did you even state that i was wrong.
as for the laid thing. there’s always slump busters right?
yeah the day i post a link to anything in my personal life on this blog is the day i officially have to enter a 12 step program. and hey, whatever gets you off man!!
then you know the blog… enough said.
take it with a grain of salt.
/welcome to withleather.
Merk, you’re a homo. if you want to leave picture comments, join myspace and leave the blogging to real football fans you class-less asshole
Merk, you’re a homo. if you want to leave picture comments, join myspace and leave the blogging to real football fans you class-less asshole