You’ve seen all these locker room meltdowns and press conference explosions before, but rarely in one place all at once and almost certainly not so well-edited. Frankly, athletes and coaches have a long way to go before they reach what I consider to be peak anger levels. Is it really so much to ask for Bill Parcells to lose his mind and threaten a reporter with ocular intercourse? It’s a simple request, really. More skullfücking. It’s like the old adage says, “Skullfücking is the spice of life.”

Why the umlaut?  Because umlauts are the spice of skullfücking.

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