“The job ain’t glamorous or nothin’, but I get to keep whatever’s thrown on the ice.”
A pro hockey game in Sweden was delayed briefly when fans of Stockholm-based AIK littered the ice with dildos to taunt Leksand star Jan Huokko. Earlier this year, Huokko’s phone had been stolen, and an explicit video clip of him and his girlfriend circulated around Sweden’s part of the Internet.
AIK fans also unfurled a banner reading “Bend over bitch!”, which was accompanied by a giant inflatable penis. Vulgar chants directed at Huokko continued throughout the match, which Leksand ended up losing 3-2.
AIK club management was aware of their fans’ plans for knocking Huokko off his game, but elected not to intervene. “We’d also heard mention of it, but we decided that it would only be worse if we went out and told the fans they were absolutely not allowed to throw dildos on the ice,” said AIK club head Mats Hedenström to the newspaper.
“I’m not saying you can’t throw dildos on the ice, but I’m not not saying it, either. And I’d like to add a couple of less than subtle winks, just in case it’s not clear that I want fans to throw dildos on the ice.”
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“For me it was just a regular hockey game. It was no problem,” he said following the match. “I’ve got nothing to be ashamed of.”
Sounds like they let him keep all the dildos
Not that this isn’t totally awesome, but why is the sign in English?
That’s kind of an expensive way to throw someone off their game. Those things aren’t cheap. … At least that’s what I’ve heard, you know, from friends.
in related news, Vince Carter and Richard Jefferson will announce their retirement from the NBA this morning, with plans to try their hands (and asses) at playing hockey over-seas.
It’s too bad that Sweden’s part of the internet isn’t connected to the rest of the internet, because I’d be interested in watching this notorious video.
Joe The Dildo Picker-Upper would like to know more about Obama’s tax plan.
If Huokko’s game doesn’t pick up soon then he’s really gonna get the shaft.
First national healthcare, now dildos for everyone. Sweden, is there anything you can’t do?
Dil-do?
Sweden’s part of the internet? I wonder how much a plane ticket will cost to fly out there.
/witty dildo joke
mind… slowly working… on coming up with things to throw at kobe bryant.
I like Sweden’s arena security. “Let’s see…giant inflatabale cock…’Bend over bitch’ banner…well, everything’s in order, enjoy the game!”
I thought the photo on the left was from the Flyers game when Palin dropped the puck
So Hokken was berated for getting high sticking called in the backside crease?
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thats so easy… thro roofies at kobe scratch that thro bottles of roofies at him