10.14.08 HOCKEY FIGHTS ARE BACK! (BODY SLAM EDITION)
The Islanders gave the Sabres 11 power plays during Buffalo’s 7-1 rout last night, and it’s pretty hard to imagine how that happened. Having all your players punch people isn’t illegal, is it? Or perhaps getting body-slammed to the ice is against the rules. I think that should be worth at least half point.
Jason Pominville and Ales Kotalik [Ed. note: Hee hee! "Alice"!] led the Sabres with a goal and two assists apiece, but most of the credit should go to New York for playing like complete shit last night. They looked worse than Long Island prom photos.
(thanks, 289)
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HOCKEY FIGHTS ARE BACK! (BODY SLAM EDITION)
HOCKEY FIGHTS ARE BACK! (BODY SLAM EDITION)
phew. for a minute there, i thought that read “heart attack edition”. because, you know, that would’ve been in poor taste. even by our standards
God bless hockey being back.
/wipes tear from eye.
I gotta ask. 289, do you not just want to kill fucking puppies anytime you hear Rick Jeanneret’s voice? How that fucker ever got to be a play-by-play man is beyond me.
Any day that starts off with a bunch of Islanders getting body slammed before noon is gonna be a good day.
At first glance, I thought that the title was “Hockey Fights Are Black”. You had me intrigued for a second.
@ Enrico: Well Donald Brashear WAS involved, so, you know, that title wouldn’t have been entirely incorrect.
That was a nice hip throw, I wonder if he learned that from Putin’s instructional video.
@Vince: The video where he rears his head, doncha know?
Merk is the anti-christ. And gay. And a pedophile. And a baby-killer. And short for merkin.
It’s “Alesh” numb nuts.
God Bless Hockey Fights, Blood on the ice, and Rick Jeanneret.
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