10.20.08 HEY WHY NOT?
I’m bored with all of today’s stories that have actual substance, so I thought I’d reprint a Page Six rumor that has the foundation of a Peruvian fishing village. That’s right, people: Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen might possibly are maybe thinking about the possibility of potentially getting married!
It looks like Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are ready to take the plunge. Sources tell Page Six the Patriots’ quarterback and the Brazilian supermodel are planning a wedding reception at Tavern on the Green. “They were recently there, and Brady had a long chat with Broadway Joe Namath,” a spy said. Reps for Bundchen and the restaurant had no comment. Brady’s flack didn’t get back to us.
On one hand, I kind of want to run down the countless ways whatever shaky facts they turned up are unrelated to the conclusion that Tawmmy and Gisele are getting married. On the other hand, hey, boobs!
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There are 8 comments about:
HEY WHY NOT?
“a long chat with Broadway Joe Namath”
There’s nothing funny about vapor lock.
Fack that! Jeez-elle is from Brah-zeel and they ar-uh full of dahkies, so-uh what the fack is Tawmmy ah do-in may-reeyun a fackin paht dahkie? May-uhbe if they hay-vuh a baybee he-uh will hay-vuh supah dahkie knees and won’t hay-vuh facking sea-uhson endin knee surgery and theretofor-uh ruining the Pay-tree-uts fay-uns lives! Fack!
An international supermodel always knows when to cash her chips in. That’s when your athlete boyfriend has just suffered a devastating knee injury. It’s time to commit!!
See also, Liv Tyler marrying Royston Langdon 7 years after Spacehog released “In the Meantime.”
Impeccable timing.
Broadway Joe thinks Gisele’s alright, but she’s no Suzy Kolber.
Tavahn on tha facking Green? Don’t eeven bawtha sendin’ me the invitation Braady. No way i’m setting foot in facking new yahk with all them queeahs.
whoops…. wookieballs already did the tawmmy from quinzee.
/always half an hour behind.
On one hand, I kind of want to run down…
My other hand is busy.
He shoots, he scores! Then he dresses in lady’s underwear and bites a hooker!
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