I’m bored with all of today’s stories that have actual substance, so I thought I’d reprint a Page Six rumor that has the foundation of a Peruvian fishing village.  That’s right, people: Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen might possibly are maybe thinking about the possibility of potentially getting married!

It looks like Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are ready to take the plunge. Sources tell Page Six the Patriots’ quarterback and the Brazilian supermodel are planning a wedding reception at Tavern on the Green. “They were recently there, and Brady had a long chat with Broadway Joe Namath,” a spy said. Reps for Bundchen and the restaurant had no comment. Brady’s flack didn’t get back to us.

On one hand, I kind of want to run down the countless ways whatever shaky facts they turned up are unrelated to the conclusion that Tawmmy and Gisele are getting married.  On the other hand, hey, boobs!