10.15.08 GTFO
Alex Rodriguez and Madonna have long been rumored to have some kind of special relationship, and A-Rod got divorced, and now Madonna is getting divorced, and A-Rod has a disturbing taste for muscular women, but somehow I still refuse to believe that a man as rich as A-Rod would ever have sex with Madonna, even by accident. But according to US Weekly:
[A] source close to the singer tells Usmagazine.com she and the New York Yankees slugger “are definitely romantic.” [...]
An A-Rod source tells Us, “A-Rod and Madonna are more involved than ever.”
I don’t want to judge, but there are maybe two chicks in the world over 50 that I want to have sex with. I can’t name them because I’ve never seen a woman over 50 I want to have sex with, but I’m sure there’s some hot old miracle of nature out there somewhere, riding a unicorn in the bubble around Atlantis.
[WWTDD]
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GTFO
I would like to plow that chick that played Madonna in the 80’s and 90’s.
Also: Kim Basinger is 54
“I promised myself I wouldn’t swear, but Dr. Ruth… god do I want to fuck you.” -
Jeffrey Ross is funny.
Hey, Madonna’s a total MILF!
(Mannish Italian Looking Foul)
So, if A-Rod and Madonna hook up, will she drop the fake british accent and pick up a latino one?
Is Jessica Biel over 50? No?
Then I got nothing.
I’d take a stab at Helen Mirren or Jane Fonda without a doubt.
Sally Field’s gotta take that osteoporosis medicine she pimps, but I’d still break a bone in her
What, no love for Kaye Ballard? You gentlemen are all a bunch of homersexuals.
Helen Mirren and Jane Seymour. BAM.
On a side note, I just scrolled through EW’s “Top 33 GILFs,” and not only is like half the list dudes, but they’ve got Susan Sarandon on there. Credibility - gone.
Thinking of the two of them together makes my puke want to puke.
Helen, Jane and….
Sophia Loren. I don’t care if she’s 74. When your THE symbol of sex for that long you get a life time ride on 28’s 9′.
Since Mirren and Seymour are off the board, how about that Welch broad?
Anyway, let us not get away from the central topic here: A-Rod and that disgusting whore both need a heaping dose of feces.
She ain’t 50 yet, but at 48, Julianne Moore is still on my top 25 ‘to do’ list, regardless of age.
Also, I would totally hook up with the bones of Betsy Ross. God Bless America!
I’d f the shit out of Bea Arthur.
Is Suzanne Sommers from “Step By Step” still fuckable? I used to pump out many-a-loads as a young lad staring at her voluptuous rack once a week before bedtime.
I would do awful things to Suzanne Somers. “Velvet Blazer” awful.
Mary Tyler Moore likes it in the ass.
/throws hat in the air
Let’s not forget Farrah Fawcett. Hot AND completely insane.
How about Dolly P’s tittays?
Getting back to A-Rod, I’d feel better knowing he was just gay. This is far worse.
Are you kidding? Gay men have ALWAYS had a thing for Madonna.
Jennifer Tilly turned 50 last month. So….that’s one.
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