I get chills just thinking about how wondrous this video is.  Yes, it is actually 34 minutes long.  And it has every face plant, nut shot, BMX crash, skateboarding accident, bear attack, sucker punch, explosion, Molotov cocktail mishap, failed parkour stunt, high-speed skiing wreck, and motorcylce stunt gone awry ever recorded, plus bonus clips of hockey fights, football hits, soccer-related groin-smashings, weightlifting disasters, various buffoonery, and random, wanton destruction.  It may be the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.

I call it, “The History of Pwned, Volume 1.”  Whoever created this deserves a medal and a million-dollar grant to do it again.

[via Epic Carnival]