GO FEEL THESE! ER, PHILLIES!
10.24.08
I thought I wanted the Rays to win the World Series, but then I saw these breasts and I changed my mind. There’s really so much to like about the Rays: young, talented upstarts in an organization built from the ground up; small-payroll champions in a division and a league where the competitors practically field entire All-Star teams; a fan base that has never before seen a winning team. On the other hand, BOOBS! They’re so persuasive.
(thumbnails are NSFW-ish bodypainting; more info at Home Run Derby)
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My interest in the world series has been raised dramatically.
THATS MY WIFE!!!!
/no its not.
Still can’t beat the soccer girls on Telemundo, but hey, I’ll ‘bate to this.
thank you…….smoking cig….poor keyboard
Those are fake, right? Because otherwise the lack of droop is enviable. Gravity’s a bitch.
@Smello:
“Fake?” If they’re attached to a woman, they’re not fake.
If it’s a blow up doll, it’s fake.
I’d buy that for a dollar, because that’s all I have.
your move Rays fans. Let’s see some of those “ray hawks” I’ve heard about.
That’s the first time I’ve beat off to a Phillie since Genuine Risk died.
/nice shoes, asshole
I can’t for some
attention-starvedenterprising young floozy in Tampa to one-up this girl by shaving herself a va-ray-ray-hawk. And then they can decide the winner by making out.Very nice, now if she can make that bat dissapear I’ll root for the phils
and i vote real Smello
Kyle Kendrick wants to know if she has a brother.
I like the way she fondles a bat.
1 more vote for real.
Needs less pants.
Who’s the lucky bastard that got to paint her?
Left handed batting stance in pic 1, right-handed grip on bat in pic 3 (stretching a little but bear with me)… I think it’s pretty obvious that she’s a… SWITCH HITTER!
Holy crap. She likes pie and baseball. I like pie and baseball.
Give me a call boobs, er, I mean girl and I’ll show you what pie I like.
(If you’re wondering, I like Pumpkin Pie)
Who is she kidding? The Phillies mascot doesn’t wear pants and neither should she. Damn her!
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I painted them. They are real- no implants and you can view more bodypaintings and her at http://www.myspace.com/aboutfacepainting.