Reggie and Deuce celebrate screwing fantasy owners for the second year in a row
By now you know all about the traffic stop-cum-pot bust for Steelers wide receiver Santonio Holmes, which, if he pleads guilty or admits to marijuana use, will land him a four-game suspension.
But there could be many more drug suspensions on the way, as one report says the NFL has produced a “rash” of positive tests for steroids. Ruh roh.
The source told FOX 31’s Josina Anderson Friday morning that New Orleans Saints’ running back Deuce McAllister, and defensive end Will Smith were included in the web of positive tests.
“There are about six to ten overall positive tests. Three to four of them are from the Saints organization alone including McAllister and Smith.”
Sorry, did I miss anything? I was away from the blog for a few moments while I was picking up Pierre Thomas in my fantasy league. Now let’s hope Roger Goodell can suspend Deuce before Reggie Bush gets healthy. I mean, uh, shame on them for using drugs!


Also, Jeremy Shockey tested positive for douche.
Time for an old fashioned witch hunt!
They got busted for using… WATER PILLS. This is fucking ridiculous.
Aside from suspensions, what do Larry Johnson, Santonio Holmes and Deuce McAllister have in common? They’re all on my fantasy team. Sweet.
“They got busted for using… WATER PILLS”
A.K.A. a diuretic that happens to have the added benefit of masking steroid use. I’m just saying.
So ESPN is getting scooped by chicks who work for fox local news in colorado now? Jesus, pick it up Mort
I’m gonna drop a Deuce.
//that’s a doody joke.
Uncle Phil is going to be pissed at Will Smith.
Awww Hellll-nawwww