10.20.08 DEREK JETER SEEN WITH ATTRACTIVE WOMAN
The Texas Longhorns seized the #1 college ranking with a win over Missouri this weekend, but more important than Colt McCoy’s bid for Heisman Trophy front-runnerdom was OMIGOD Derek Jeter was at the game!!!!!1!!
The Yankees captain, who hails from Michigan and lives in New York City, had no apparent reason to be at the game except to remind us all that his girlfriend is actress Minka Kelly, and if he wants to be on the sideline of a premier national sporting event, then he’ll be on the sideline. Because he’s Derek Jeter, and his girlfriend is Minka Kelly, and you, sir, are neither rich nor famous nor adored by millions in the nation’s most populous city. He really can do anything. Except get the Yankees to the playoffs as the ravages of time take away his defensive range and slows down his swing.
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DEREK JETER SEEN WITH ATTRACTIVE WOMAN
I heard he is also terrible at pool. So I use that to get to sleep at night.
I still think its a downgrade from Tim Riggins
He should have brought Joba along to partake in his leftovers: http://www.quitetothecontrary.com/2008/10/20/joba-chamberlain-rough-weekend/
can’t hate on jeter; he’s tapped way to much quality poon.
fuck off, contrarian. no one else plugs their blogs.
He’s not good at picking one race for himself and sticking with it, so there’s that.
Considering that on TV, Minka was fucking a parapalegic, this is quite a step up for her.
I would give Jeter a +44EE if he was nailing the pornstar, Minka.
Hey, at least their jeans match their Valtrex pill.
The ravages of time slows down his swing?
Matt, are you sure you went to Northwestern and not Northeastern?
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