10.07.08 CRAIG SAGER GOT ALL WET
We hold these truths about Craig Sager to be self-evident: (1) he is far cooler than any sideline reporter on the planet, and (2) zoo animals need to be sedated if they see his wardrobe. So when Jonathan Papelbon hit Sager with a big blast of champagne ejaculate after the Red Sox beat the Angels, I shed no tears for Sager’s pumpkin blazer.
Seriously, Craig: we see you. You’re speaking on TV. We already think you’re cool because you’re married to a much-younger former NBA dance team member. It’s time to buy a gray suit. If you want to wear tacky, flashy clothes, then find a job as a gay pop musician. We could use more of those.
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CRAIG SAGER GOT ALL WET
I’ll bet that fruitcake hack got off on Papelbon’s Golden Shower.
Ernie Johnson, snarky bitch.
Sager bombs!
Papelbon is the biggest flaming homo on the planet.
Liberache was quoted as saying, “Dude, tone it the fuck down. Jeeeesus.”
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