Some cheerleading coach in Scottsdale (that’s in Arizona, I think. Or Arkansas. One of those “A” states) had a picture taken of her holding a beer bong, while her 18-year-old daughter is seen holding a…a can of beer! Yep, that’s about it. But the school where the mother works took “appropriate action” to deal with the issue, which was probably just sending a text message reading “Hey coach y u dint nvite us we lik gittn our drinx on 2 whatup wit dat?”

This is why I insist on a no-camera policy whenever I visit the petting zoo. It’s nice to have that extra layer of privacy, but I’m totally screwed if they start giving those animals DNA testing. I swear, Officer, that bald goat that kinda looks like me is purely coincidence.

[Arizona Republic, via MDS at Fanhouse]