10.17.08 CHEER COACH ‘DRINKS,’ TOWN OUTRAGED, SORTA
Some cheerleading coach in Scottsdale (that’s in Arizona, I think. Or Arkansas. One of those “A” states) had a picture taken of her holding a beer bong, while her 18-year-old daughter is seen holding a…a can of beer! Yep, that’s about it. But the school where the mother works took “appropriate action” to deal with the issue, which was probably just sending a text message reading “Hey coach y u dint nvite us we lik gittn our drinx on 2 whatup wit dat?”
This is why I insist on a no-camera policy whenever I visit the petting zoo. It’s nice to have that extra layer of privacy, but I’m totally screwed if they start giving those animals DNA testing. I swear, Officer, that bald goat that kinda looks like me is purely coincidence.
[Arizona Republic, via MDS at Fanhouse]
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CHEER COACH ‘DRINKS,’ TOWN OUTRAGED, SORTA
Punter, you asshole. That bald goat line almost got me fired.
Which one is the mom?
/doesn’t matter; just curious
The crime is that she they aren’t doing it with me! Oh wait, this isn’t another teacher-student sex scandal…/shows self out door.
Jamie Lynn Spears wonders what the big deal is.
@Noris: Mom is the one I’m fisting while backdooring the daughter. You can see the pictures on http://www.stuffiveneverdone.com
I’d be the meat in that mother-daughter sandwich.
They finally found Natalee Holloway.
yes, yes
Maybe next time you interview Erica Mionis, focus the camera on something else. Anything else.
But which one sucks a better cock?
It’s a crime in Arizona to bong a beer without Matt Leinart supervising. I don’t make up the rules, John McCain does.
Won’t somebody please think of the children!
i’ll take the daughter. fewer miles on those tires.
“The Dirty Scottsdale can only be compared to the Wild Wild West.”
It’s true. I tried to compare it to another similar web site, and my tongue literally exploded.
//I may be missing the point of this story.
According to the video, Scottsdale is in Chicago.
Coitus
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