Hey y’all! Gather ’round the learnin’ screen! Brett Favre done brought his practical jokin’ to them city slickers on the Jets! Yee-haw!
[Linebacker Eric] Barton could not remember whether it happened last week or the week before. Nor did he know exactly what kind of dead animal Favre shot (presumably), bagged and dumped inside Barton’s locker.
Some teammates believe it was a wild turkey, but regardless, they all gathered around Barton’s locker and engaged in fits of laughter. The dead animal was inside a bag that was filled with blood and guts.
Woo hoo hoo! Good one, Brett! Oh man! That was hiiiigh-larious the way he killed an animal and put the rotting corpse in his teammate’s locker! That Brett, he just knows how to make a team come together. Nothing lightens up a room like the smell of death!
[New York Times via Deadspin]


He just looks like a kid having fun when he puts dead animals in lockers.
Funny, when kids out there are having fun killing animals, it’s a good sign they’ll grow up to be murderous psychopaths.
and who can forget the time in training camp when Favre raped that rookie cornerback in the shower? That favre is a laugh a minute.
and dumped inside Barton’s locker.
Now THAT would be a great joke.
Jobu will come, take fear from bats.
you have to admit, this is funnier than that time he left the noose and burning cross in barton’s locker.
Peter King now sad that #4 never left a bag of dead animal in his locker.
I think we have our next Wrangler commercial!
Real. Comfortable. Animal-killin’ jeans.
How is it that when I do this, it isn’t funny but Brett gets a free pass?