Comments on: BODY BOARDING IS DANGEROUS

By: Zack

Zack — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 16:25:23 +0000

If there were a God in heaven, this would happen to all bodyboarders. Learn to surf, jerk, and you wouldn’t have to wear those gay-ass flippers.

Enrico Pallazzo — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 16:12:34 +0000

Do they award a Nobel Prize for Failure?

Good luck wrestling that thing away from Mike Martz.

WhyDoYouAsk — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 16:09:26 +0000

Why did douchetard have to walk out on the jetty anyway? Looked like he coulda waded out like a normal person.

Then again, had he been normal, there would be no epic fail.

So, thanks, douchetard.

Dr. Do-itch Big — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 15:55:49 +0000

@Readykilowatt

Im pretty sure the shark can just swing by and scoop up his unconscious body

Hugh B. Brown v2.0 — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 15:44:54 +0000

“Do they award a Nobel Prize for Failure?”

See Carter, James

Readykilowatt — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 15:38:21 +0000

The only way that would have been better is if a shark was waiting for him.

Punch Rockgroin — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 15:37:23 +0000

*Tweet*

NO RUNNING!