According to one blogger, a sports bar in North Hollywood called Big Wangs has banned patrons from wearing Dodgers gear after a fight made the bar infinitely cooler last weekend.  As you can see, Big Wangs’ logo is a tattooed man with the head of a chicken, which is no doubt inspired by the religious animism of ancient Egyptian mythology.  Your Face is a Sports Blog says:

The story is that there was a fight at the bar last weekend, and the instigator had a Dodgers cap on. So the management decided to be completely logical and measured in their response, by banning any Dodger apparel of any kind in the bar. [...]

I called Big Wangs North Hollywood and spoke to a waitress/bartender who confirmed everything I had been told. Her line was “you can’t take the punk out of the jersey, but you can…you know…take the jersey out of the punk, or whatever.” I’m sure she’s a sweet girl, probably with big melons.

If this second-hand information confirmed by the empty vessel of a bar bimbo is correct, then this is ridiculous.  Banning Dodgers gear in a Hollywood sports bar because one drunk was wearing a Dodgers cap is completely ridiculous.  Now, was the instigator a Mexican?  Because banning Mexicans generally solves most problems.