10.15.08 BIG WANGS MANAGER IS A BIG DICK
According to one blogger, a sports bar in North Hollywood called Big Wangs has banned patrons from wearing Dodgers gear after a fight made the bar infinitely cooler last weekend. As you can see, Big Wangs’ 
logo is a tattooed man with the head of a chicken, which is no doubt inspired by the religious animism of ancient Egyptian mythology. Your Face is a Sports Blog says:
The story is that there was a fight at the bar last weekend, and the instigator had a Dodgers cap on. So the management decided to be completely logical and measured in their response, by banning any Dodger apparel of any kind in the bar. [...]
I called Big Wangs North Hollywood and spoke to a waitress/bartender who confirmed everything I had been told. Her line was “you can’t take the punk out of the jersey, but you can…you know…take the jersey out of the punk, or whatever.” I’m sure she’s a sweet girl, probably with big melons.
If this second-hand information confirmed by the empty vessel of a bar bimbo is correct, then this is ridiculous. Banning Dodgers gear in a Hollywood sports bar because one drunk was wearing a Dodgers cap is completely ridiculous. Now, was the instigator a Mexican? Because banning Mexicans generally solves most problems.
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BIG WANGS MANAGER IS A BIG DICK
If you’re in NoHo after dark, you get what you deserve. Especially from a cockheaded man.
Give it one more day and all them fraud fans will be donating their brand new Manny jerseys to Goodwill anyway….
Did the chicken try to give him an expired coupon?
I drive past this place occasionally, usually when I’m on my way to better places to eat and drink beer and watch games.
They should ban all baseball apparel permanently. That’s not even a “real” sport, is it?
Good move. Dodgers fans are what Raiders fans are portrayed to be.
I had a feeling that Chien-Minh Wang was a conceited and ignorant asshole.
I agree, banning Mexicans solves everything. Juan and Pedro came over here without permission and my lawn looks fucking fantastic.
If they ban black people too, that should take care of all the stolen car stereos and dirty needles in the parking lot.
I DON’T FUCKING GET THIS.
As a Philly fan who lives in LA, I can attest to Dodgers fans being the scummiest shit-eating gangsters that have ever donned a ball cap with fake dreadlocks. I’m sitting in the “white” section tonight, but I’m sure I’ll still be hit with shit from the Mexicans in attendance who are trying to prove their Machismo in front of their friends and fat, whorish, overly-makeup’d cholas. The national media jumps on any story about Philly fans throwing peanuts, and yet Dodger fans pull knives on people. Fair shake. It’s a good thing you don’t need to show proof of citizenship to buy a Dodger ticket, or the stadium would be 80% empty.
Shirley, refresh my memory and tell me when the last time a Philly team actually won something important.
/Die hard Clippers fan that probably shouldn’t be talking about championships.
What does my post have to do with winning something important? And it was the Sixers in 83. I should tell you that I’m a Clips fan when not rooting for the Sixers, and I have no issues with either of LA’s basketball fans.
North Hollywood is so fucking scared of being booty-buggered by West Hollywoo-woos that they even back their vehicles into the parking spots. That’s not homophobic, that’s homological.
Shirley’s right. I’ve been going to Dodger stadium for games for 20 years - what a sad, sad change it’s been. Stay away…unless you’re looking for a fight, terrible parking and awful stadium experience in which case you should get seasons tickets!
It takes a real douchebag to back into a parking space… Wow, somehow finding three in a row! In California! What are the odds???? Oh, right… pretty good.
Shirley, that’s really weird because I have been living in Philadelphia for the past 2 years and had been supporting the Sixers until that cunt bucket Elton Brand joined them. Also, the only reason I brought up the championship thing is because I’ve learned Philadelphians become quite agitated when it’s mentioned. For the city’s sake, however, I hope the Phils come through.
That pic is not the North Hollywood location. That is the Hollywood one.
And that pic shows cars parked by the valet.
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