10.29.08 BIG HORNY MAN TAKES OVER BIG HORNY BLOG
Oh, hi there. I’m Drew Magary. Author of this fine work of literature. I’ll be the Captain Stubing of this here Love Boat today, steering you through a tight canal of dead stripper jokes and gratuitously offensive ethnic humor. Send me your tips tits at my email right here.
Joining me for the day, as always, will be my trusty whisky bottle. Because no job is worth doing while lucid. What’s that, Mr. Booker? You want me to drink a whole bottle of your delicious spirit and then go drag racing? But Mr. Booker, that sounds so dangerous. So very, very dangerous. And SEXY.
You are one sweet talker, Mr. Booker.
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BIG HORNY MAN TAKES OVER BIG HORNY BLOG
Not to be contrary, but if you’re not a military veteran I don’t see how you’re qualified to do this.
I expect Mr Booker will have his way with you today.
Might be easier to drink that bourbon if you took the cork out. You big faker.
Does Mr. Booker know you are cheating on him with Mr. Baker?
and thanks for turning the picture around.
The cork is out. It’s got a black wax seal, fuckface
Again, for the sake of accuracy, please a photo of a MAN WITH BALLS. Because, by suggesting that don’t have any, I’m impugning your manhood, you see.
/not as funny as Drew. Or Matt. Or most commenters…
Nice dead flowers over your right shoulder. Tell your Mom she needs to water them.
Booker’s, Baker’s? Why not go for their bastard friend Basil-Haydens while you are at it.
Is that the early stages of a porn ’stache on the upper lip?
@UU: Early stages? That guy hasn’t shaved in six weeks.
Doesn’t the shield logo on on the back? You are drunk if you can’t even get a shitty gray Vikings T on properly.
Expect a stern note from Der Kommissar Goodell for drinking while wearing league gear.
What a lovely mantle!
does your grandpappy know your drinkin’ his ripple?
la-dee-da. mr. author has lights, a mantle and corked alcohol bottles in his mom’s basement.
Not to be persnickity, but that would be Mr. Noe. Grandaddy Beam’s name was Booker Noe. But hey, Mr. Drew, loving the book…
Who’s got one thumb and drinks alone all day in his Aunt Doris’ basement?
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