We can all agree that Steelers quarterback and motorcycle safety advocate Ben Roethlisberger is a role model for absolutely no one. And as if we needed reinforcement on that matter, Roethlisberger is now speaking up about how uncomfortable he is playing in DC, mentioning…the cheerleaders? From DC Sports Bog, via the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette:
I’m not a big fan of playing there because it is loud, they’re really good at home and they try to make their cheerleaders stretch in our tunnel before we come out of the locker room. That’s just not good,” Roethlisberger said yesterday.
I don’t remember Kordell Stewart ever having this problem. He used to run out of that tunnel with nothing but his teammates on his mind. He’d get under center and stick those big manly hands of his right under…yeah, so this is conclusive evidence that Big Ben is the gayest quarterback in Steelers history.


I’m not so sure about that. I mean, Ben tits quarterback tits game manager tits Hines Wald tits tits.
If he isn’t already, that statement just made Ben a card carrying virus breeder. The only tunnel he’s fixated on is the poop chute.
Living in Pittsburgh, this is the first time that he’s seen a woman that was under 300 pounds and has all of her teeth.
Big Ben also consulted with Brady Quinn and Jeff Garcia, who agreed with his views. Then they all showered together and had their Wednesday rimjobs.
Say what you want about the guy, but he cornholed Natalie Gulbis and that’s good enough for me.
Oh c’mon! That one girl just slapped that other girl’s ass!!
/has seen that terrible movie at least 20 times, but still loves it
Lawd, so do I, smello…so do I.
OH HI MOTORBOAT!
Wait, Ben is complaining about cheerleaders being around? This is why I hate atheltes. They take shit for granted. If cheerleaders were a daily part of my job I would not do it so half assed. Instead I would go full cock.
Another reason why Brady is the best QB of them. He’d be banging chicks and throwing TD’s at the same time.
He would have covered up this crazy ass teacher too.
[tobroketolaugh.com]
Does anyone know the name of that girl?
That proves there is a god…