Get a room, queers
Weather on the Eastern seaboard finally cleared up enough to allow three and a half innings to be played, and the Phillies seized the opportunity to win Game 5 by a score of 4-3, securing the World Series title and Philadelphia’s first sports championship since 2008, when the Soul won the ArenaBowl. So hooray! No baseball in November! Now I can focus on mailing in basketball recaps!
Rather than talk about clutch hits or the Series MVP, I’d like to take this opportunity to address this notion that “long-suffering” fans “deserve” for their team to win a championship. Specifically, it’s bullshit. As a fan, the only things you’re entitled to are drunkenness and disappointment, and in that regard Philadelphians have gotten the max return on their investment. You know who else doesn’t deserve shit? Cleveland. Seattle. Cubs fans. Everyone can just go to hell, because none of this means anything anyway. Enjoy your fleeting moment of happiness before you go back to your dead-end job and loveless marriage. Up next: taxes and death.
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Yeah baby!!
Fleeting moment of happiness!!!!
PHILS WIN! PHILS WIN! PHILS WIN!
Uh oh. Looks like Matt has been listening to Shiny Happy People too much again.
You’re goddamn fuckin right the Phils won. Quit being such a hating little bitch and give a team credit where credit is due. Ya fuckin douche.
PHILLIES!!!
“Enjoy your fleeting moment of happiness before you go back to your dead-end job and loveless marriage.”
– Reporting live from his mother’s garage, this is Matt Ufford…
The batteries must have been ‘shopped out of the pic.
Lotta hate on this board lately. Where is love? Where is the fucking? Where are the fucking motherfuckers?!
Quit being such a hating little bitch and give a team credit where credit is due.
Did I not say that the Phillies “seized the opportunity” to win? I gave them their credit. I just didn’t give piece of shit fans like you any credit. Because you did nothing.
Uh-oh, sounds like somebody had a little too much to drink while watching the World Series and chanting, “Seattle -when us?”.
Preferably death before taxes.
As a Cardinals fan, I’m often regarded among the best and most intelligent of all baseball fans. That’s why I can tell you that Philly Cheesesteak is a fucking tool.
Hey, Philly cheesesteak, if you look to the top right of the page you will read the following:”People who get offended or take too much pride in their favorite team should probably just leave now, because I hate you already.”
Shoulda read it before you commented…
Fuck all the haters.
I gotta parade to get ready for…..
“Up next: taxes and death.”
Well good morning to you, too, sunshine.
The Pride Day parade isn’t until the Spring.
Yeah, but its going to take me ages to get all the flowers in my float dedicated to Elton John.
after watching the phillies strike zone versus the rays strike zone in game 5, I am kind of surprised not to see the umpire out there celebrating with the phils.
DEF, how long does it take you to get ready to read Parade Magazine?
/Uff is right. Phillies, good job. Phillies fans, you aren’t getting shit because you did nothing.
“You’re goddamn fuckin right the Phils won. Quit being such a hating little bitch and give a team credit where credit is due. Ya fuckin douche.”
As expected. Philly fans are Boston fans. Yay!
How about cake?
It’s a big day for wife-beaters everywhere.
>>>Rather than talk about clutch hits or the Series MVP, I’d like to take this opportunity to address this notion that “long-suffering” fans “deserve” for their team to win a championship. Specifically, it’s bullshit. As a fan, the only things you’re entitled to are drunkenness and disappointment, and in that regard Philadelphians have gotten the max return on their investment. You know who else doesn’t deserve shit? Cleveland. Seattle. Cubs fans.<<<
It’s true. Only us Boston fans deserve championships.
I am highly disapointed in Philadelpians that the city was not burned to the ground.
Do they have a jail in their football stadium, like the last one did?