BASEBALL IS ALMOST OVER
10.27.08
J.C. Romero agrees: that’s a kick-ass headline
Ryan Howard hit a pair of two-run homers, and even starter Joe Blanton clubbed a home run as the Phillies abused the Rays 10-2 to improve their World Series lead to 3-1.
That’s it. That’s my recap. Baseball season started SIX AND A HALF MONTHS ago. And they’ve been playing every goddam day since then. Oh, but in case you haven’t gotten ENOUGH baseball EVERY DAY for the last HALF A YEAR, let’s just go ahead and cancel Sunday Night Football! You’ll excuse me if I can only dedicate one sentence to giving a rat’s ass.
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Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
/doing Homers ‘nervous anticipation’ dance
right there with ya, drunkeneaglesfan
Don’t worry Uff, they’re coming out with MLB Network! You can have baseball 24/7!
/that’s as excited as I’ll get about MLB Network
Actually Howard hit a three-run HR and a two-run HR. I realize how hard it is to check facts in such a comprehensive recap, so I’ll give you a pass this time.
No MNF tonight either, so enjoy Game 5 or whatever ice dancing / cheerleading / bowling event ESPN has decided to counterprorgam against it. Better yet may be you could find a hockey game on Versuuuoohhh shit fallingasleeee3eqwwwqaaaaaaaaaaaaq……
On the one hand, it would be nice for a National League team to win so those go on & on about the superiority of the American League can shut the fuck up for a minute.
On the other hand, I’d like the Phillies to go straight to hell.
How many friggen hands do you have, Smello?
Ho-ly shit… The game can’t start soon enough.
Can’t wait to seethe riots in Phillie.
Um, Colts-Titans? Or is Stinky Pete implying that the score will be so lopsided that it won’t even be a contest? I realize how hard it is to check facts in such a comprehensive comment, so I’ll give him a pass this time.
To paraphrase a popular term in the african-american community, I think Stinky Pete just got “served”.
Ah, yeah, skroo-ed the ol’ pooch there. Well, it’s not like I’m getting paid to do this, at least as far as my employer knows.
Serves the Rays right for signing all of those high priced free agents and taking advantage of those small market teams that can’t compete.
/Phillies fans are borderline Massholes
If getting excited about watching potentially the first championship in my city in my rememberable lifetime, than call me Prof. Asshole McAsshole, MD, Esq.
You can watch Kings/Wings tonight. Should be a great game!
Much better than gayhomo baseball.
If baseball shouldn’t play into October, then the NBA shouldn’t be playing in June. Eight months of prima donna gangsters and furriners. No thanks.