Look at the little Rays fans with their jerseys and unbridled happiness!  There’s old white people, and young white people, and fat white people, and they’re all coming together at a horrible ballpark to cheer their inspiring young team.

Enjoy it now, Tampa.  Next week there’s gonna be a flood of Ortiz and Papelbon jerseys and the Rays will play to chants of “Let’s go Red Sox!” at their home games.  If there’s one thing Boston fans do well, it’s move away from Boston to annoy fans of other regions.

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