Comments on: ALEX RODRIGUEZ IS SOMEWHAT WEALTHY

By: abnheel

abnheel — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 03:31:48 +0000

I love your frosted fucking tips!

By: Bloof

Bloof — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:20:48 +0000

@Zack: Tom Brady doesn’t have semen. He immaculately ejaculates full-grown offspring from his cock.

By: bonniekay

bonniekay — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 22:55:25 +0000

Besides, he LOOKS like an effeminate prima donna.

By: bonniekay

bonniekay — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 22:54:29 +0000

well, i knew he was a douche for calling Madonna his “soul mate” and this is further evidence.

By: Zack

Zack — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 22:30:09 +0000

Why is everyone jumping to the conclusion that he is using the $100 bill to wipe something OFF his face? Isn’t it just as plausible that he’s using the $100 bill to wipe something ONTO his face, such as Tom Brady’s semen?

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 21:44:36 +0000

Does he have liverspots on his hands? Gross.

By: lieutenant winslow

lieutenant winslow — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 21:35:41 +0000

to be fair. the 100′s tend to be crisper and, thus, roll up into a much tighter, more efficient tube. just saying.

By: Tony Homo

Tony Homo — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 21:34:58 +0000

A-Rod: So, you bout ready to blow this joint and roll back to my place?

Brunette Girl: Actually I think I may just go home and finish up some laundry.

A-Rod: What? [pulls out stack of hundreds and wipes face with one]

Brunette Girl: Oh wait, you know what? I finished my last load of clothes last night. Let’s go Derrick.

A-Rod: Look here bitch, I’m… ah fuck it. [whistles for cab]

By: WhyDoYouAsk

WhyDoYouAsk — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 21:12:54 +0000

Alex, what are you doing???

NEVER show the money til he shows the goods!

(In this case, “the goods” refers to some sort of cock/balls combo.)

By: Tony Homo

Tony Homo — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 21:12:23 +0000

He lets Madonna’s kids take turns waxing his balls.